julian, 22, they/he. twink-adjacent butch.
part-time drunken fanfic writer,
full-time podcast enthusiast.
all i care about is critical role i guess.
amazing sidebar art by @domirine!
if anakin can believe a dude who literally just confessed to lying to absolutely everyone about absolutely everything for ten consecutive years when they tell him he can save his wife by killing a hundred toddlers, then anakin can and will believe literally anything you tell him. absolutely any storm trooper could tell darth vader that he just got fired and he would instantly start sobbing
why is the thought of wildly different star wars characters canonically meeting so fucking funny. kallus and han got into a fight. chopper and k2so are mortal enemies. palpatine knows who ezra bridger is and probably is still wondering where that dude even went. incredible.
my favorite part in attack of the clones is when obi-wan just fucks off to play space nancy drew on Clone Rain Planet with the alarming giraffe-necked aliens and swans in like “HELLO IT’S ME, the jedi who definitely… … was here before and probably, uh, spoke to you, and stuff” and theyre like “ah you are here for the order” and hes like “beg pardon” and theyre like “the order of millions of identical human men?” and hes like “RIGHT YES. ABSOLUTELY I AM HERE FOR THE ORDER OF MILLIONS OF IDENTICAL HUMAN MEN”
and then later when he SNEAKS INTO A CORNER TO FUCKING… facetime yoda… like “ok so we have these millions of identical human men who were apparently suspiciously ordered for us by someone???” and yodas fucking response is just “when countless sapient lemons life gives you…….. send those lemons into intergalactic battle you must”
and obi-wan’s like “shit man you’re so right"
There literally isn’t a frame of this scene where Obi-Wan doesn’t look confused as hell